Ya know what really grinds my gears?

When you are getting ready to put on your final coat of paint on your little project at home and you shake the can of paint and some stupid ass forgot to close the lid tightly (I mean, who knew you had to pound that lid on really really hard?) so you get paint all over your hardwood (or fake hardwood floor)!

I'm glad that it hasn't happened to me yet.

Because it would make me really &$*%$*&$# mad.