Only In Saskatchewan

Only in Saskatchewan
The owner of a golf course in Saskatchewan was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from
The University of Saskatchewan and I need some help. If I were
to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything
but my earrings."
{You gotta love those Saskatchewan women.}
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A group of Saskatchewan friends went deer hunting and paired
off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned
alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is
going to steal Henry!"
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A senior in Saskatchewan was overheard saying .. "when the end
of the world comes,
I hope to be in Saskatchewan." When asked why, he replied he'd
rather be in Saskatchewan
because everything happens in Saskatchewan 20 years later than
in the rest of the civilized world.
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The young man from Saskatchewan came running into the store and
said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Saskatchewan's worst air disaster occurred when a
small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of
Saskatchewan students,
crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers
have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as
digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
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The Saskatchewan RCMP pulled over a pickup on Highway 16.
The RCMP officer asked,
"Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
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A man in Saskatchewan had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious
he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But
what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
flares in the front and flares in the back!
I never did understand it either."