Tight is not the same as too small

I’m posting this to set the record straight.

Women know that men like a girl in a cute pair of jeans. What does a cute pair of jeans consist of? The jeans being tight. Yup, that’s right. No baggy jeans here. We like tight jeans. We like seeing a nice bubble bum with curvy hips.

Many women misunderstand this and think, “when trying on a pair of jeans, they should be too small and should be very difficult to get into.” This is not the case.

A tight pair of jeans should not be difficult to put on, nor should they be too small. They should be tight to the body, this doesn’t mean buy a pair of jeans two sizes too small. The reason I say this is I so often see very attractive women wearing the wrong pair of jeans.

To examine this phenomenon, when a woman puts on a pair of jeans that are too small, it pushes together her bum, and instead of giving a nice, round curvy appearance, you get a triangle, effect. The bum starts wide and closes in towards the middle. It can also make your thighs appear way too big. The third and final ill effect, is that if you have any sort of love handles at all, they will hang over your jeans!

This combination is a bad look.

Please don’t misunderstand me. I love women with love handles, with big thighs and a nice big bum. I think all of my friends will agree with me when I make that statement. But, they need to be accented correctly. Buy a pair of jeans that accents the nice things, not just one thing. (these jeans are tight, but I can’t breath in them…)

There, now I feel better. But while I’m at it, I might as well get this off my chest (because I’m probably going to be in trouble from this post)

You know the jeans that girls wear that don’t have pockets located in the rear? You know the one’s I mean. They have been around for years and more and more of them are surfacing. Ladies, I implore you, please do not purchase these unless you meet the following requirements:

You need to have a fantastic bum. It must be very cute and round. It cannot be overly large, and it cannot be overly small. It must be damn near perfect.

There, that’s it. The reason I write about this is there are so many ladies that I see constantly wearing these jeans and the jeans warp the bum. Now, I am not saying that these bums are unattractive, quite on the contrary, I know many women of whose bum I have noticed in a nice pair of jeans, and remarked, “my, what a nice bum” HOWEVER, the no pocket in the bum jeans can misfigure the bum very easily.

There are many bums out there that are nice, but they are not made for jeans like that. If these mismatches are made, it can give the illusion of the “giraffe ass,” (this is when the ass looks very elongated), or the “non-ass” (self explanatory). There are others, but these are the ones that I could think of.

(Just for the record, I think that any woman can look fantastic in the right pair of pants)